The other day on the playground a boy (guessed age 7 or 8) came and sat with me and Aurora and out of the blue started the following most awesomely random conversation:
1.
Boy: "Do you know what I hate?"
Me: "No. What do you hate?"
Boy: "When kids are grown together, you know... Siamese twins. I know one pair that´s grown together at the heads, one at the shoulders and a dog too."
Me: "That condition is pretty rare, it´s a big coincidence that you happen to know so many."
Boy: "Yeah, I saw pictures on the Internet."
Me: "Oh ok, on the Internet, I see."
Boy: "Yeah no, they´re not all my cousins or something like that. Did you think they were all cousins of mine?"
2.
Boy: "Do you know how old my great grandma is? 85!"
Me: "That´s pretty old."
Boy: "Yeah she´s not going to make it till 100 though. Maximum to 96."
3.
Boy: "In my school there is a huge gem and my teacher said that if the owner doesn´t show up I can have it. With the money I am going to buy myself a house when I move out. With the money that´s left over I´m going to buy myself some pets and if there´s still money left some food for them as well. I want a turtle and a lizard. I used to want a goat so I don´t have to go buy milk and cheese. "
Me:"You´re going to have to buy an aquarium for the pets to live in."
Boy: "Can I ask you a question? Is it illegal to have a whole room for your pets?"
"And if the pets start freaking out I´ll just turn on the radio for them."
