Toy box

So my mum has sort of a dark sense of humor, aside from her love for Hitchcock movies and cheap zombie splatters she brings me things like a Mike Myers Shirt for Aurora or this book:  

It suggests evil answers to popular kids questions. The cover art gives a 

hint to what they might say.

My Top 3:

3. “Why did the dinosaurs die out?”

Tell your child that the dinosaurs are only on vacation and are going to be back next week.

2. “Does the light turn of when the fridge is closed?”

In case of this question, practical experience will as it is often the case have the greatest success. When you let your child out after two hours ask him if he also wants to know about the light in the freezer.

1. ”Why doesn´t the earth leave it´s orbit?”

“That´s a good question my son. It is a very dangerous thing in fact. That´s why you shouldn´t jump around and be so wild with your friends otherwise the earth will be kicked off course and we´ll all die!”

By Onkel&Onkel (only available in German)